TR (ANNC): And now from the Brooklyn-Based yuppies who brought you "Breathy Acoustic Covers of Pop Songs" comes an album sure to calmly rock your world- Breathy Acoustic Covers of Party Songs!
(MUSIC: ACOUSTIC STRUMMING OF "CELEBRATE" BY KOOL AND THE GANG)
SB & CT (WHISPERY / SCATTY): Celebrate good times... Come... On...
TR (ANNC): This 34 Track Double-Disc will be a hit at your next low-key gathering!
(MUSIC: SLOW ACOUSTIC STRUMMING OF "THE MACARENA" BY LOS DEL RIO)
SB & CT (WHISPERY): Da-lay a tu cuer-po ale-gria Macarena- Heyyyyyyy Ma-caren-oyyyyyyy
TR (ANNC): Don't hurt yourself! Enjoy your favorite songs to dance to sung in a way that's impossible to dance to!
(MUSIC: ACOUSTIC STRUMMING OF SHUT UP AND DANCE WITH ME BY WALK THE MOON)
CT & SB (WHISPERY):
Oh don't you dare look back
Just keep your eyes on me.n
I said you're holding back she said
Shut ahhhup... and dance with me
TR: Don't forget about this spicy number...
n(MUSIC: ACOUSTIC STRUMMING OF THE CHA-CHA SLIDE)
SB (WHISPERY): Slide to the Left ahhhhh. Slide to the right ahhhh. Criss... Cross... Everybody clap your ... hands?
(SFX: ONE CLAP)
(MUSIC: LIGHT ACOUSTIC PLUCKING)
TR (ANNC): Breathy Acoustic Covers is perfect for... Dimly lit coffee shops,
(SFX: COFFEE SIP)
TR (ANNC) (CONT.): -road trips with your college a cappella group,
(A CAPPELLA WARM UPS)
TR (ANNC) (CONT.): - candle stores that were backed by GoFundMe campaigns,
(SFX: MATCH STRIKE, PERSON RELAXING)
TR (ANNC) (CONT.): -and Art Teachers who get it.
Call now and you'll receive a bonus CD- Breathy Acoustic Covers of Epic Movie Themes!
(SCATTY WHISPERING OF THE STAR WARS THEME)
TR (ANNC): Breathy Acoustic Covers...
(MUSIC UP, OUT.n END)